nantucket nectars

My feet smell really badly, and I have nothing to do today. I'm in Chicago and I can't stop acting stupidly. Hopefully tonight I can take a bath or something and relax. I would like to leave earlier than I had planned on. At six P.M. tonight I will make my way downtown to attend an orientation regarding my duties as an Access volunteer for Lollapalooza. This won't be fun. I am moody. I am not hungry. I am also sweaty and smelly. Maybe I'll take a bath now! Do I remember how to take baths??